by SgtDucky13 October 12, 2008
Get the Dick Smearmug. Is very small
by True stuff March 30, 2016
Get the owens dickmug. You come home from a very bad day at work and you go to the fridge and you say "Oh man, I have been craving an Apple all day long!" and you reach in and grab one and take it out thinking "oh, this is gonna taste great!" You take one bite and find out it tastes like a penis! In reaction you yell "DUDE! I WAS TOTALLY DICK APPLED!
by Not a Dick Apple May 4, 2008
Get the dick appledmug. Nigger Dick is used in replacement for "Fuck", or "Shit". Its more creative and will get a laugh due to its randomness.
Because when you think of Nigger Dick, you picture a big, black hairy Penis.
By the way, don't say it in front of a African American person...unless they know the just, they are from the Bahamas or you REALLY wanna get your ass kicked by some guy named Tyron.
Because when you think of Nigger Dick, you picture a big, black hairy Penis.
By the way, don't say it in front of a African American person...unless they know the just, they are from the Bahamas or you REALLY wanna get your ass kicked by some guy named Tyron.
lil Jay jay: Bra...you want some wine
Billy: Hell yeah Bra! Hook dat sit up!
lil Jay jay:*Spills wine on pants* Woops!
Billy: Nigger Dick!
Thank you....White Power!
Billy: Hell yeah Bra! Hook dat sit up!
lil Jay jay:*Spills wine on pants* Woops!
Billy: Nigger Dick!
Thank you....White Power!
by oooOOOOooooNegrooooOOOOooo April 20, 2006
Get the Nigger Dickmug. A penis that is small when compared to other guys. It resembles a little boy's penis especially if it has tiny balls to match.
A lot of girls like a small penis because it is fun for them to play with and will still pleasure them without hurting them.
A lot of girls like a small penis because it is fun for them to play with and will still pleasure them without hurting them.
I have a small penis and my girlfriend loves to play with it. She calls it her toy and loves when it is inside her.
Guy in locker room: "Dude, I never saw your dick before! My six year old brother has more meat than that!"
Me: "Dude, my girlfriend loves sucking it since it is small and cute. She also thinks my balls are fun to play with. I am so lucky to have a small dick that girls love!"
Guy in locker room: "Dude, I never saw your dick before! My six year old brother has more meat than that!"
Me: "Dude, my girlfriend loves sucking it since it is small and cute. She also thinks my balls are fun to play with. I am so lucky to have a small dick that girls love!"
by Small Junk May 4, 2008
Get the small dickmug. 
1). something that is completley and utterly mind blowing, spectacular or just simply amazing.
2). the act of placing some type of sweet food (frosting, syrup, marshmallow fluff, etc.) before recieving a blow job.
2). the act of placing some type of sweet food (frosting, syrup, marshmallow fluff, etc.) before recieving a blow job.
Dave: "Yeah man we are getting threes kegs for the house tonight."
Mills: "SWEET DICK."
Jeff: "They call him sweet dick because he puts frosting on his penis before getting blow."
Mills: "SWEET DICK."
Jeff: "They call him sweet dick because he puts frosting on his penis before getting blow."
by Frank Mills August 5, 2006
Get the sweet dickmug.