Sausage Hoe

1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. A gardening tool made of meat

3. A strange sound abnormality

Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe

Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe

Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.

by Middle School Choir January 5, 2010

National Slap a Hoe Day

January 8th is National Slap a hoe day. Slap that one person that gets on your everlasting nerves

person: Hey, it’s january 8th
hoe: ok??
person: you know what that mean…
hoe: oh shit its National Slap a Hoe Day

by rawrtastical January 8, 2024

Hoes

Hoes are something you can't get

"I got some hoes dawg"
"How you got hoes when you gay?"

by H03s July 27, 2023

Hoe

A tool used for farming.

Bill did you get that gooseneck hoe i asked you about?

by Half As Funny March 19, 2023

hoe

a prostitute. sometimes used as a side bitch or a main one.

"whos that?"
"thats just my hoe"

by felixfromdiscord December 11, 2022

Bo's Hoes

A lover of Bo Burnham. We are all one of my of Bos Hoes

HITTIN THE CLUB UP VIP
I GOT A FAKE MUSTACHE AND A FAKE ID
I LOOK LIKE WOOLY WILLY WITH A REALLY WOOLY WILLY AND I BYPASS THE BOUNCER PASS BY AN EX AND I FLEX AND BOUNCE HER ✨WOWSER✨
LOOK AT ALL OF BO'S HOES LOOKING FOR A RIDE ON BO'S HOSE AND I SPOT A LITTLE LATINO BOOTY SO BIG CALL IT OPRAH'S EGO, WE GO DO IT THROUGH IT SHE SAYS "DIOS MIO, ME AMIGO" PULL IT OUT STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND I BUST IN THE BACK OF YA, SWALLOW BITCH, THERE'S PEOPLE STARVING IN AFRICA!! SINGLE EVERY SINGLE DAY DO IT EVERY-

by natalie_pog July 27, 2021

man hoe

major miller is the biggest man hoe alive

wow did you see that man hoe? he talks to at least 800 girls.

by leerue October 16, 2020