Kinda like "Ill be dammed" just funnier
Guy 1:"Dude it worked!"
Guy 2:"Well fuck me sideways and call me George"
Guy 1:"Wait, what?"
by kinkysauce September 24, 2018
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beam me up

Popularized by flamboyant Ohio senator James Traficant, used as an exclamatory ending to a controversial statement; to express frustration
I have been fighting the political machine since the day I arrived in Congress, and will do so 'til the day I die...Beam me up.
by Frank January 10, 2004
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fuck me hair

shorter female hair style that often has long bangs across the face and short spikey blow out in the back.
the girl at the bar last night was cute but she definitely had some fuck me hair
by lil a in gso July 29, 2008
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chewed me out

1. to jump on ones case
2. to argue to the point of winning
Krystal chewed me out about letting her son bruise his head and none of the other kids got hurt!
by Trease November 23, 2007
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Fuck Me Runnin

a phrase said when you are totally lost for words and do not know whats going on. as heard on the tv show "Daisy of Love" by the drunken Weasel right before he got eliminated on the second episode.
"Omg, i was home all alone makin fries in the oven and i went to open it to see if it was done and a huge puff of smoke came out. them shits were burnt. then the fire alarm started goin off so i ran over to shut it off and i fell. i was like 'oh fuck me runnin' "
by lmfaoooMiCHAEL May 31, 2009
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do me right

It could be used to say " you won't screw me over?" Meaning you'll hook that person up. Or it could have sexual meaning. Depending on how perverted your mind is.
Me- Hey man, I need you to put my street glow on my truck. You guys don't mess around over there do you. You'll "do me right?"
by Addisen=Honor January 28, 2016
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Don't cross me

A phrase that means don't come near someone or to leave them alone.
Bf: I cheated on you 5 times.
Gf: Don't cross me anymore; fuck you! You could have just told me before you did that to me.
by Fall.4.me April 17, 2017
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