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Fuck Me Runnin

a phrase said when you are totally lost for words and do not know whats going on. as heard on the tv show "Daisy of Love" by the drunken Weasel right before he got eliminated on the second episode.
"Omg, i was home all alone makin fries in the oven and i went to open it to see if it was done and a huge puff of smoke came out. them shits were burnt. then the fire alarm started goin off so i ran over to shut it off and i fell. i was like 'oh fuck me runnin' "
by lmfaoooMiCHAEL May 31, 2009
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do me right

It could be used to say " you won't screw me over?" Meaning you'll hook that person up. Or it could have sexual meaning. Depending on how perverted your mind is.
Me- Hey man, I need you to put my street glow on my truck. You guys don't mess around over there do you. You'll "do me right?"
by Addisen=Honor May 10, 2016
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Don't cross me

A phrase that means don't come near someone or to leave them alone.
Bf: I cheated on you 5 times.
Gf: Don't cross me anymore; fuck you! You could have just told me before you did that to me.
by Fall.4.me April 16, 2017
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suck me off

HWat the bitch does to my thropbbing cock in order to make it drop a load in her face.
Yo, Bithc," Martin exclaimed," Instead of jamming with that ho, why don't you git your sweet ass over heerre and suck me off!"
by James Bourne September 25, 2003
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Sucks me off

When a person, hopefully a girl, gives a man a blow job.
My girlfriend sucks me off after 7 hours of having sex.
by TheFuck69 March 16, 2017
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bring me the horizon

Bring me the horizon.
Other wise known as Bring me the hair straighteners.
Are by far the worst band going.
Try hard scene kids "lovezzz" BMTH when they don't really.
They listen to bring me the horizon to look cool and fit in.
Oli Sykes the front man, wears more make-up than a drag queen.
He is a very stereotypical scene kid.
Too much make up, crap hair, tight clothes, and hes in a screamy "brutal" band.
He is also an arrogant fucker!

Most REAL scene kids, dont like BMTH cause they have sense.
The FAKE ones love BMTH. The boys want to be Oli and the girls want to sleep with him. (I wouldn't want to get his foundation on me)

Oli also owns drop dead clothing - I don't like that either.
FAKE SCENE KID: "I'm going to see Bring me the horizon tonight"
FAKE SCENE KID2: "OMGZZZZ I'M LIKE SO JEALOUS, OLI SYKES IS SOOOOOOO HOTT"
FAKE SCENE KID "yeah I know i'd tap him"
REAL SCENE KID: "BMTH are rubbish, you want to listen to real music AND Oli Sykes isnt good looking, sort it out"
by HORROR™ March 28, 2007
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Cut me off

Cut me off - This phrase is used to describe some sort of agressive or inappropriate driving. I cannot find it defined anywhere. Please help.
This phrase is used to describe some sort of agressive or inappropriate driving. I cannot find "Cut me off" defined anywhere. Please help.
by SalemCat September 23, 2007
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