National grab ass and tiddies day

April 13 is national grab ass and tiddies day. So grab that ass and dem tiddies. 🤪

Alex: “Today’s gonna be fun”
Jacob: “Damn right” *grabs ass*
Alex: “Awww shit here we go again.”
Jacob: “It’s national grab ass and tiddies day.”

by bigblackballzz111 April 13, 2023

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National Make Fun of a Confederate Day

April 9th, The day in which you make fun of confederate traitors. listen to Union Dixie and laugh at the people who still fly the stars and bars. Celebrated on the day that they surrendered to General Ulysses S Grant of the glorious Union Army. I can think of no reason their banner of treason should continue to fly in the land of the free.

"ItS My HErItAgE"

"Begone, Traitor! its National Make Fun of a Confederate Day! L + No slaves + No Economy + Lost The War + Sherman-d + No Gettysburg + No Manufacturing + Land of Traitors + Marching Through Georgia + No Infrastructure +(this cycle continues for hours as the Union Chad names every major confederate loss and flaw)

by TheAmericanSoldier2 April 16, 2023

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oct 1 national wife’s day

A day to give appreciation to your wife

Oct 1 national wife’s day is coming up

by ur wife September 30, 2023

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National Beat Up Vinny Day

National Beat Up Vinny Day is the day on the 27th of November where you can beat up anyone named Vinny and if they fight back you are allowed to hit them with a semi-truck.

Oh hey, it's National Beat Up Vinny Day, you know what that means, Vinny!

by Folmsy November 21, 2021

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