October 28 - National Taser Day

On October 28, it’s National Taser Day! Tase your friends and pretty much anyone you want to on this day!

Get tased, its October 28, you can actually taser them or taser them with your hand! It’s October 28 - National Taser Day!

by GetFuckedHoe October 26, 2020

National Show Me Your Titty

On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.

National Show Me Your Titty - National Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.

by National Show Me Your Titty October 28, 2020

National Kiss your crush day

A day where u can kiss your crush without an excuse

National kiss your crush day...Stop being the baby you are and kiss your girlfriend btw this is for you Connor!

by Kitty cat grabber November 3, 2020

National slap Darius Phills day

Friday,November 6th. Slap anyone with a bad fade,saggy nipples, and swears he is the shit at football. His name is most likely going to be Darius Phillis. Slap him as many times as you want all day.

"Hey bro did you hear it's National Slap Darius Phills day". "YESSS BRO I ALREADY GOT HIM IM BOUT TO GET HIM AGAIN".

by Darius Phills November 4, 2020

National Disobey Your Parents Day

This national day is October 26th. Its an entire day made for disobeying your parents.

(Please dont do anything too extreme though.)

ARE YOU HYPED FOR National Disobey Your Parents Day

by PrinzMarbll October 2, 2020

National fuck you paul day

National fuck you paul day is every night held I my house I’ll see you tonight paul Castro.

I’m going to fuck Paul Castro so hard tonight we will call it national fuck you paul day

by Paul’s BF October 7, 2020

national fuck you paul day

National fuck you Paul day is held every night in my room, i’ll see you later Paul Castro.

I’m going to fuck Paul Castro so hard that we will call it national fuck you paul day

by Paul’s BF October 7, 2020