h-e-double hockey sticks

a way to say hell in front of adults
what the....oh, hi mrs.applebottom! what the h-e-double hockey sticks?!?!?
by crazyweirdo January 18, 2009
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Used to describe someone with a big ass butt. Used mostly by males describing females.
JT: Look at you Shanise, Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass!!
by LDNQueenz July 28, 2020
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Double Decker Rectum Wrecker

The act of taking a shit so massive that it makes your anus bleed as it leaves your ass cannon, the sheer magnitude of this mega turd smashes against the water causing a tsunami that

eventually splashes your buttcheeks.
Do you have an ass bandage I just destroyed myself with that double decker rectum wrecker that I left in the toilet bowl.
by Yourmomsjuicypussy April 12, 2023
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Triple double snack pack

I heard that Carl did the triple double snack pack with Jenna and Lisa last night!
by mongoloid February 13, 2020
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It´s when someone opens a baked potato, farts in it and closes it a gain really quick.
"I already had something to eat."
What did you eat?
"I ate a Double Irish With a Dutch Sandwich."
by SirToastaire April 16, 2018
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