Hanging Albanian Meat

Showing one’s penis, particularly an older gentleman.

I walked into the locker room and old dude in the corner was definitely hanging Albanian meat.

by Bob lablah March 10, 2021

meat processor

A whore’s vagina

I hooked up with Jill last night. Every guy gets a turn inside that meat processor.

by P1624 April 28, 2023

meat cleats

A tire with great traction or tread.

When your diggin, all in, full throttle, balls too the wall you need the best tire for movement. "With them Meaty cleats and no fucks given you can make it through any mud hole son. God bless them meat cleats"

by Meatmannomeat October 26, 2017

slippery meat

What you call a penis when, during sexual intercourse, the penis slips out of the vagina on the pull-back and it hits and enters the anus on re-entry.

*Girl screams in pain* "Ah shit! I didn't mean to put it in your ass, I just got some slippery meat."

by uSathane April 13, 2019

Meat Muncher

When some always has something to say about everything even when it doesn't concern them. Basically a non cursing way of saying Dickeating

Bro stop being a Meat Muncher.

Thats not my fault that she looks like that.

by iluvchickennuggets250 August 3, 2023

tweazer meat

Pet name for a guy with a micro penis.

Whats up tweazer meat.

by Fruit Loop of Al November 15, 2018

Stuff with meat

Your dad.

Andy: "Stuff with meat? Well I know your dad has a really really long meat. Wouldn't mind tapping that."

by CC.totally.not.up.at.4am November 25, 2023