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Port Meat

A term used by major league sports players to describe their various flings in cities around the country.

Since they travel often for games, it is not unfounded to think some major league players have multiple women available for hookups in cites they often travel to.

The term can be considered derogatory since it’s technically referring to “Meat” in a “Port of Entry”.

During his 13 year career in the NBA. It is approximated that 1978 NBA Hall of Fame Inductee Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 different women, roughly 2.3 woman per day. The woman he had sex with in the various cities he traveled to could be considered “Port Meat”. It is not known if the term was colloquially used by him or NBA players at the time.
I have some Port Meat waiting for me after our game in Austin.
by Drew East December 11, 2022
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Tangy Clam Meat

The labias of an old woman so spread out they could be confused with a roast beef sandwich. This word could also be applied to a person who has a high body count.
"Bro i just fucked this chick, she had some fucking tangy clam meat down town but i tore that one up anyways!"
by GlizzyL September 29, 2023
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meat scrap

Stop being stupid you fucking meat scrap
by John ZZ October 22, 2017
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Meat snot

Meat snot, also known as pre-cum is a small amount of snot like fluid that comes out of your penis when you're turned on, but before you cum.
"Oh baby, I can tell you are turned on from all the meat snot in your shorts."
by Kelly Nicole May 19, 2022
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Meat Head

Anyone who is too gosh darned Dumb for Thier own Good or anyone else's good for that matter.
It's a whole lot worse than Stupid, Dumb, or Slow, when you gotta converse or have anything to do with a Meat Head like You. There I said it.
by ciscothecrazykidfromfrisco April 13, 2016
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beat meat

to repeatedly smack a segment of meat, (particularly cow fat), with a specialised tool known as a willy wacker
OMG!, my bf Jonathan let me beat his meat at dinner last night, it was incredible! (beat meat)
by lucasant November 13, 2023
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Ishowspeed Meat Incident

ishowspeed meat incident is an incident where ishowspeed showed his meat to his audience.
by electroencephallographically August 15, 2024
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