The first shit you take after digesting Thanksgiving dinner. Usually very dense due to overeating, bordering on a blockage either due to size or consistency, (see: ‘mustard plug’) which prompts a gastrointestinal journey of epic proportions whilst trying to expel. The panic and fright felt during the initial urge to go is akin to the uncertainty the voyagers of the Mayflower must have felt before spotting land. Once the amalgamation of turkey, ham, stuffing etc begins to pass the event horizon of the anus, hope is restored, just like the settlers had when they finally reached the promised land.
“This year I’m thankful I made it to the bathroom on time to drop a plymouth rock.”
“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”
“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”
“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”
“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”
by But Sects November 22, 2023
Get the Plymouth Rockmug. by eEyore_21 April 12, 2011
Get the puffer rockmug. A public school containing fakes, attention seekers, pick me’s, hicks, trumpies, stoners, and loud people. This is the school where most of the drama happens.
Have you every been to the Rock Valley public school? Well I have and now I have a massive headache from everyone in there.
by haha hey lol March 30, 2021
Get the rock valley public schoolmug. Rock out with your Spock out
Phrase used in response to one who is or who is about to get very nerdy, scientific, or boring.
Phrase used in response to one who is or who is about to get very nerdy, scientific, or boring.
Guy 1: Hey Todd, I'm on my way to a session of D&D. This week we're LARPing and raiding the storehouse of the orcs to find the mithril armor they stole from the elves.
Guy 2: (sarcastically) Oh boy, sounds like a blast. Rock out with your Spock out.
Guy 2: (sarcastically) Oh boy, sounds like a blast. Rock out with your Spock out.
by Still VAKEPOR October 22, 2020
Get the Rock out with your spock outmug. A dumb human in which does not fathom the skill of caring HINTS being thrown in its damn face. Therefore the stupid human is dense and stupid hence ‘rock’. Aka a crush
by Depressed.brown.girls September 8, 2020
Get the Rockmug. by MontezumaPython December 14, 2016
Get the rock bottom clubmug. Originated in Chicago to describe somebody who isn’t use to the effects they have on marijuana when they reach their high around people they baby rock can come about when trying to control your high and trying to make it seem as if you aren’t in fact high this affect wears off after u get something to eat
by Patchthanutt December 20, 2020
Get the Baby Rockmug.