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Poop

When you're sitting around doing nothing and you have the loudest largest stinkiest fart. Just when you think it's over you feel fiery pain in your bum and it starts burning you think nothing of it and sit back down and that's when you feel squishy wetness in your underwear. You run to the bathroom with poop trailing behind you and pull down your pants to check it out poop starts flowing out of your pants and flooding your bath room floor. While leaning above the toilet from the force you can feel the poo between your toes. Then your neighbor come knocking on your door because it sounds like you are being murdered so you have to yell that your ok. When the poop is finally over you feel like you just shat out a volcano.
by Yarrrrrrrrrrrsss January 21, 2022
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poop kettle

The device adib uses to loosen the turd nuggets out of his crevice
by one wholesome dude December 27, 2024
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clay poop

clay poop is really sticky poop that takes you 69 wipes to achieve full cleanliness
aye bro i got clay poop
Bro:you that sucks
by clay poop master November 20, 2020
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Poop Sock

A special sick designed for holding ones poop. This special item is so important you don’t want your mother to find.
by Mr. Marvel May 14, 2019
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poop laugh

When you laugh so hard you poop you self
by loz73 May 1, 2016
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Pooped a Twinkie

When Betty came home and saw her son on the couch with a girl, she about pooped a twinkie
by Geeeeeeeee2 June 7, 2011
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Poop Sock Gambit

Where you use the magical squares of chess such as h9 or e0 to your advantage in a game of chess.
Arjun: CHECKMATE

Logan: Wrong, I have the Poop Sock Gambit

(moves king to g8)
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