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"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003
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say hello to my little friend

What Tony Montana, aka Scarface, screams as he blasts the door with his "little friend."
"Joo wanna play rough?! Okay!
Shay ello to my lil frien!!!!!"
by Bobby De Niro December 12, 2004
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kiss your best friend day

its the kiss your best friend day ! Go kiss them
by idontevenknowanymorelol February 26, 2021
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super mega ultra best friend

someone who’s more than a best friend is a super mega ultra best friend ,’:)
Angie: adolfo is my super mega ultra best friend

Bob: damn
by i love adolfo May 28, 2018
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If someone is your best friend forever and ever they will do everything to protect you. Someone who will stick with you forever is often someone who has or will hurt in some way. Your best friend forever and ever will do anything for you even if it means sacrificing something they love. You will do everything with your best friend forever and ever and when ever you guys had the chance as kids you would ask for a sleepover.

Your best friend forever and ever is going to be one of your first ever friends. If someone is your best friend forever and ever they will grow up with you. You will see them change and they will see you change. No matter what it is you guys will always agree. If you have a best friend forever and ever you consider them a sibling and they will have your back no matter what and Vice versa.

You will often share the same music genre with your friend. Music is one of the things that connect people the most and if your friend doesn’t have the same music sense that you do you guys probably won’t stay friend’s forever. Most friends bond over one kind of music the others the other one may not like but as long as you guys are bonded with at least one genre your safe.

Best friends forever and ever will support your interests no matter what. Either by liking it to or just supporting it.

If you have a friend who you know will stay with you forever and ever. They your bitch and will always be. FUCK YOU NON BELIEVERS FRIENDS FOREVER! FUCK YEAH!
Wendy is my best friend forever and ever!

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Shout out to your best friend forever and ever
by That!d!ot@ngie June 19, 2021
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NATIONAL FAKE ASS FRIENDS DAY

The day you put out all the mother fuckin TEA and expose all the WEAK ASS BITCHES you hate
You said it’s National Fake Ass Friends Day?” *pulls out paper , taps on mic and clears throat*

“GIANNA YOU A FAKE ASS HOE
by imademon October 2, 2019
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