National Fake Friend Day

National Fake Friend Day is a day where you post fake friends on November 5th.

“You remember that bitch that snaked me?”
“Yeah”

“She finna get it today”
National Fake Friend Day is a day where you post fake friends on November 5th.

by ashkash November 02, 2021

National boy best friend day

National boy best friend is December 1st.

National boy best friend day is Tomorrow

by volleyballlgirlll November 30, 2019

a date with Pam and her five friends

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 03, 2003

say hello to my little friend

What Tony Montana, aka Scarface, screams as he blasts the door with his "little friend."

"Joo wanna play rough?! Okay!
Shay ello to my lil frien!!!!!"

by Bobby De Niro December 12, 2004

kiss your best friend day

28 February

National day of kissing your best friend

its the kiss your best friend day ! Go kiss them

by idontevenknowanymorelol February 26, 2021

super mega ultra best friend

someone who’s more than a best friend is a super mega ultra best friend ,’:)

Angie: adolfo is my super mega ultra best friend

Bob: damn

by i love adolfo April 21, 2018

NATIONAL FAKE ASS FRIENDS DAY

The day you put out all the mother fuckin TEA and expose all the WEAK ASS BITCHES you hate

“You said it’s National Fake Ass Friends Day?” *pulls out paper , taps on mic and clears throat*

“GIANNA YOU A FAKE ASS HOE”

by imademon October 02, 2019