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John

damn that nigga fat! i bet you his name is John.
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John Cena

John Felix Anthony Cena Jr. is an American professional wrestler, actor, and rapper. He is signed to WWE, where he appears for both the Raw and SmackDown brands.Cena was born and raised in West Newbury, Massachusetts. He moved to California in 1998, where he pursued a career as a bodybuilder before transitioning into professional wrestling in 1999 when he debuted for Ultimate Pro Wrestling (UPW). Cena soon signed with the World Wrestling Federation (WWF, now WWE) in 2000, and was initially assigned to Ohio Valley Wrestling (OVW).

In WWE, Cena gained industry fame after adopting a persona of a trash-talking rapper, and won his first singles title, the United States Championship, in 2004. The next year, Cena would win the WWE Championship for the first time. Following that, Cena's character transitioned into a "Superman-like" heroic figure, and subsequently led the company as its franchise player and public face for the next decade. Cena has headlined several major WWE pay-per-view events, closing the company's flagship annual event, WrestleMania, five times. He has also won several championships in his career, being a five-time United States Champion, a four-time world tag team champion, and a WWE record sixteen-time world champion.
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Jimmy Johns

They are freaky fast
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john

john is a white male one of a kind. he is kind funny and sensitive to your needs he is God loke.when he's doing u you call out his name o God o God because of his ginormous cock. he goes bareback cause condoms don't come in his size. the head of his pens looks like a German soldiers helmet.and is perfect in all ways he will make his girlfriend laugh and smile because she is his number one. john enjoys spending time with his girlfriend because they have so much fun together. .like nothing else in the world matters.he is in great shape and is super hot.and tans great when shirtless all in all a john could be every woman's dream .but he won't settle for no one who isn't a true blue
hey Gracie check out that John over there he looks so sexy
by Mychellee frasher May 9, 2022
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Big John machine

Extremely expensive audio systems usually playing the song 'Big Bad John' in very high quality. Advertised on TikTok or other platforms.
What is that weirdly shaped thing? Ah, that's just my Big John machine *proceeds to play Big Bad John in high quality*
by KC-130 October 7, 2025
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Jason John

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John

John a.k.a To Quynh Phu is a nice and friendly guy who loves bananas.

His Discord: FruityBoi#8534
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