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poop

brown stuff that comes out of your ass or a word commonly used in 1st grader insults
ew my poop is red

your a poop!
by anonymous January 9, 2023
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Pooped and got up

When someone doesn’t wipe their ass. It’s also from a famous song (not really though)
Guy 1:I didn’t wipe my butt I just pooped and got up
Guy 2:WTF BRO
by Idk what name to use May 1, 2021
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Poop Hammock

When a male wears a thong in reverse so that his testicles can be shown, the back of the underwear is known as the poop hammock
While Ricky was running to the bathroom, he accidentally filled up his poop hammock.
by JizzWhiz September 4, 2022
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Wet Poop Deck

When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit
Bro me and my girl tried out “Wet Poop Decklast night, it was crazy.
by AnalDirtStache October 2, 2019
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Poop

The deer pellet poop-tiny balls of poop

The restaurant poop-you dont want this thing within a mile of your home
The undie poop-this thing needs to come out of you but you deny it the glory. It's the kind of poop that you can feel it coming out of your ass but can't get to a toilet
The wet one-this things coming out of your ass wether you like it or not
The reluctant poop-this does not come out of your ass
The foot long-nope. its not from subway, but it sure is a sight to see. This poop comes out of your ass after you've been camping for a week and haven't pooped since you left. This thing is massive. It looks like an elephant poop. It's a foot long spiral
The I'm at a friends house poop-fuck. I clogged the toilet
The Willie Wonka-tastes great
The Mexican poop- it's a spicy one
by Jellow October 26, 2020
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Poop

by Lampski November 10, 2013
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Poop Nut

A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.
I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.
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