meat scooter

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.

"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."

by NPD May 22, 2007

Meat rider

Someone like bitch ass castillo who won’t hop off my dick and let my shit breathe.

“Castillo bruh hop off my dick. You being a meat rider right now”

by Not him November 04, 2022

Meat Rider

Tetchra.

Did you see how Steven was gargling on Chris's balls in the groupchat? He's a total "Meat Rider"

by Slimy Johnson February 25, 2023

Meat rider

Someone who always agree with another individual

Why u always agreeing with him bruh Quit bein a MEAT RIDER

by Leak Leak 🐊🏖 March 22, 2017

Meat-Rider

A person who defends another person for no other reason than to get brownie points with them and into their pants.

"Jake you damn Meat-rider! It's so damn obvious you just defend him because you want to suck him off!"

by succ man but b January 16, 2023

Meat rider!

Luyanda

Lulu is a meat rider!

by M talent October 16, 2022

meat market monday

A singles/dating event that occurs at a social outlet, such as a bar or club, on a Monday.

Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?

Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.

by Slabshack November 26, 2018