chicken blast

when you sneak into a room with a box of chicken and blast it all over some douchebag, biscuits and wings fly everywhere.

person one: knocks on the door
person two: hello
person one: come closer
person two: huh
person one: flings the door open and throws the chicken
person one: BAAAAAMMMMM! YOUVE BEEN CHICKEN BLASTED SON!

everyone laughs.

by Deeznutssssss December 27, 2009

Vietnamese Chicken

A code name for meat made out of people. Derived from the hardcore stuff that happened in the Vietnam War.

Guy A "Fuck you. Wanna go?"
Guy B "Oh yeah? I'll beat you so bad you'll look like a piece of vietnamese chicken."

by Dr. mcjesus12 January 23, 2010

Chicken Specle

When one's penis or genitalia is too small of sorts to compare to a spec on a chicken.

"He's got a chicken specle" Hahahaa

by Sqeekss October 16, 2009

chicken mask time

a synonym for getting so drunk you'll black out.

"tonight it is chicken mask time bitches"

by chickenmaskbandit November 6, 2009

Free-range chickens

Undisciplined children who run freely throughout a restaurant with little to no action taken by their parents to prevent the inappropriate behavior.

These free-range chickens won't stop knocking into my chair, and it's annoying the hell out of me.

by Universe and Acrimony November 27, 2009

chicken choke hold

The act of completing masturbation while on hold with customer service. CCH for short.

Charter customer service sucks. I had time to pull off the CCH (chicken choke hold)! twice.

by Dirty Actuary January 17, 2011

Chicken nubnets

A phrase used to describe something (a situation or noun) really freaking lame or stupid.

For example:
Principal Shaw says: "Students can no longer bring electronic devices to school"
Suzy says in response: "Aw you bitch. That's chicken nubnets."

by BreeDizzle April 4, 2011