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Grave Job

when a girl sucks you off in a cemetery.
Tommy: I hear you and Jane went to the cemetery at midnight the other night.

Timmy: Yeah, she totally gave me a grave job.
by Johnny Joey March 11, 2011
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ocular job

when a man ejaculates inside of a womans eye. Preferably as she looks right at his penis hole.
Hey, why didn't you go to BBYO today? I was too busy giving my girlfriend an ocular job!
by bbyoincorp March 17, 2011
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Slurp Job

When your girl grabs your dick as if she’s about to give a hand job then starts sucking and making slurp noises.
Yo bro, Vanessa’s pretty fat, but she can give one hell of a slurp job
by Zander 632 August 5, 2023
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job creep

which is when additional duties are slowly assigned to you, and then those duties are never relieved from you.
I’m still stuck with this job. because of job creeping.
by lonzonextrondo January 28, 2023
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Sopping Hand Job

A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.
He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time
by jondich January 20, 2021
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Inside Job

Beating your meat inside the vagina of a girl, resulting in both fisting and penetration at the same time.
Girl: baby, what are you doing, that feels so great?!
Boy: I'm simply giving you an inside job
by BigGrinder August 14, 2022
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glue job

When one individual, of any gender, stimulates the genetalia of an individual with a phallus culminating in the ejacualation of seaman upon the stimulators phalanges and palm; the stimulator then allows to settle and dry upon their hand resulting in a glue like consistanecy which can then be peeled off with immense pleasure.
Hey yo Belinda have you ever had a glue job? No what’s that? Well, remember when you use to peel glue off your hand in elementary school? Yeah. It’s like that, but with seaman.
by Sticky Fingers 1.0 November 29, 2017
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