you couldn't penetrate the zoom

spoken by the beautiful outstanding Sydney Jones herself

me: laughing*
sydney: you couldn't penetrate the zoom

by memer man 69 October 1, 2019

Zoomberfot

An uncircumcised penis.

Andrew has a Zoomberfot

by NateJake September 28, 2008

Zoomed

Zoomed is the literal form of dead tired of online meetings! You’re just burnt out on video conferences! Back to back to back, video calls, everyone wants to meet virtually and now your zoomed!

Thanks social distancing!

Klara was going going to attend the zoom call with her colleges. But she’s zoomed!

Are you going to join the video call today, no man I’m zoomed!

by World traveler! April 27, 2020

Chad Zoomer

This philosophy originated in the times of ye old Terra. It's follower's supposedly disappeared, rumored to have ascended to a higher plane of being. Recently, this term has been bought back from its cremated ashes by a mesiah, he refers to himself as "11, The only chad zoomer". The proponents backing this philosophy have been changed by the supposed mesiah to allow it to evolve and flourish. The theory takes a massive influence from the Fabled pioneer of bodybuilding influencers, or most often referred to as the father of modern influencers, Zyzz. A Chad zoomer is a person who only speaks the absolute truth in any circumstance, faces the most terrible problems plaguing the individual mind, A chad zoomer works in his own self-interest until he reaches the point of giving, where he is able to provide other people with the necessary proponents to become their best selves. Anyone can be a Chad zoomer, there are no restrictions on who can be a chad zoomer, as long as he fill the criteria mentioned above.

11 is such a chad Zoomer, I aspire to be like him one day.
Chad zoomers are a rare breed to come by in this plagued world.

by 11thechadzoomer May 12, 2022

Zoom Zoom Zoom

The catchy-est part of a Prota Zoa song, you know the guy from the movie Zenon Girl of the 21st Century...it's a disney channel original.

Zoom Zoom Zoom
you make my heart go boom boom
my supernova girl

by shaday March 25, 2007

Zoombie

The Driving Dead.

Gary Larsen used this in The Farside. It shows a picture of Zombies chasing people down the street and it is captioned "Zoombies, the Driving Dead."

by jle2199 January 20, 2011

Zoomed

Slang for when someone mistreats or disrespects you.

“She told me she only loved me for my money man, she zoomed me.”

by Devvywevvy November 25, 2018