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shit in your ass

When somebody is being a mongoloided cunt, they can be referred to as having “shit in their ass” because mongoloids commonly forget to wipe their asses after they shit so you are basically calling them retarded.
Riley: you should take glacial augment on Darius because the slow helps him avoid being kited.
Maute: shut up Riley you have shit in your ass
by IMadeAnExplanationForAWord January 31, 2018
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keep your tongue in your pocket

hey, stupid. keep your tongue in your pocket.
by smalls626 April 18, 2011
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Why is my name in your mouth?

This is what you say when you hear someone talking some mad smack about you behind your back. This term can also be used as a back and fourth joke between friends in the hallways when you see them.
Cassco: Hey kyraz why is my name in your mouth??
Kyraz : yours isn’t but your moms is!
Eddie: BURNNNNN!
Cassco: Shut up Eddie you are irrelevant.
Eddie: ok but why is my name in your mouth?!
*kyraz and Eddie go to the chapel*
by Badboyyeet June 5, 2019
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Go put sunflower seeds in your pocket

A clever, roundabout way of telling someone to go to Hell. Inspired by this elderly Ukrainian lady who walked straight up to Russian soldiers, passing out sunflower seeds and saying "put these seeds in your pocket so that sunflowers will grow when you die here."
Your mother, your father, your lineage, your existence, go put sunflower seeds in your pocket, and most importantly, FUCK YOU!
by Stupidly Sophisticated May 30, 2022
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pissed in your cheerios

"Sorry to have pissed in your Cheerios, but that chick that just gave you a blowjob has an Adam's apple and a hard-on."
by Funk knuckle July 31, 2014
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your mom in a two piece

an insult that can be used at any time refferring to your mother in a two piece bathing suit. similar to "YOUR MOM."
one kid: Man, i heard you were a little bitch.
The other kid: Your mom in a two piece.
by evan c November 11, 2007
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in your life

Comes from the Hebrew origin of Be'Hayeha. Can define several emotions during a conversation, depending on the intonation of the speaker. May be compared to "Get out of here" that is commonly used in English.

The emotions can vary between Amazement, sneering, Doubt in the other speaker,
Amazement:
A: Did you hear about the new Lamborghini, It can 0-300 km/h in 3 seconds?
B: In your life.

Doubt:
A: I saw a ghost last night.
B: In your life. (stretch the words with a low pitched voice).
by RaamEE May 13, 2005
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