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float my boat

Let’s go float my boat.
by Gypsy818 July 19, 2024
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Float Life

Float Life:

The art of living in a perpetual state of buoyant bliss upon the aqueous embrace of any watercraft, be it a majestic yacht, a humble canoe, or even a makeshift raft crafted from pool noodles. Originating from the sacred scrolls of duhboat.com, Float Life embodies a philosophy of aquatic freedom, where worries sink to the depths and every wave is a high-five from Poseidon himself. Float Lifers are known to navigate the tides with grace, embracing the liquid dance of existence with a paddle in one hand and a cold beverage in the other. It's not just a lifestyle; it's a state of amphibious enlightenment.
After quitting his desk job, John fully embraced the "float life", spending his days cruising along the river on his houseboat, savoring the serenity of life on the water.
by digiprints April 1, 2024
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float on

float on, a great (sampled)song by cls , Cali Life Style .
“gurlll let me put you on a song called float on by cls”
“okay, i like some of their other songs so i should like this one too!”
by user22334456! July 29, 2024
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The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)
Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!
by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004
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house float

The name for a house decorated as a Mardi Gras float originating during COVID-19 pandemic times when Mardi Gras parades were cancelled.
Mais, look at that house float, cher! They’re on the drive-by parade route!
by Gin Callais January 20, 2021
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floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.
"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."
by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018
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Floats

Slang for a woman’s breasts,heard most often in the west of Ireland.
“Would ya look at the fllllloooooats on that wan”

“She’s got some pair of floats on her”

“I’ll give you this potato wench,but only if you show me those might,meaty floats of yours”
by Smellslikefloats2734 September 18, 2020
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