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Snowshoe walking

Snowshoe walking in Montana is the whitest thing ever!
by Bobdonis December 25, 2016
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Grocery-walk

The methodical and common practice of walking past all the lanes in a grocery store with your head cocked hard left or right to stare down the isles in search of the person you lost that is shopping with you.
Yo! Check out Sam, he lost Lolly in the store and he's busting out a mad grocery-walk.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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vibe walk

The ultimate vibe check. This is where TWO individuals take a walk (usually smoking a blunt or joint) and have a surreal conversation about life. These conversations can get really deep so be carful who you have them with. You can not have a vibe walk with more then two people.
Wanna smoke this doob and take a vibe walk bro
by Leo is my dog December 5, 2019
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Jungle Walk

Jungle walking is the form of squatting on the floor, and walking quickly around while smiling creepily at the audience who will be obviously viewing you.
Check out Uncle Bill doing the Jungle Walk! But how did he get out of the vent....
by KiaraCera December 12, 2010
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Walk of Fame

The strut a person performs while dressed in the same clothes they wore the previous night as they leave someone's house, apartment, condo, dorm room, office, hotel, motel, car, forest, etc. after just having sex with someone who is WAY WAY above their weight class and who without consuming massive amounts of drugs or alcohol (voluntarily) would otherwise never be caught dead having a conversation let alone a sexual relation with said person.
Mike: yo dude, didn't you wear that shirt last night?!? Are you headed back to the house just now?!! Awww....you're doing the ole walk of shame huh bud?!?
Steve: walk of shame?!? What!?! Nonsense man! I hooked up with friggin Sheryl last night!!!
Mike: Whoa! Sheryl!! GTFOH!!! She's way out of your league!
Steve: I know! That's why I'm walking back to the house so slowly. I want everyone to witness my Walk of Fame!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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brown walk

The long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. Often dropping a Squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. Similar to the brown swagger, except that it's more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out.
I was taking a brown walk and thought nobody was around so I ripped out a nice fart and ended up sharting on myself.
by khaytsus April 15, 2010
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Web walk

This is a dance where someone dresses as spider mans and dances to "Respect My Cryppin'" by Blueface and it features snoop dog
This dance is done by jumping side to side three times, and then jumping with one foot in front of the other. The back foot should be supported by the toe, whilst the other is supported by the heel. After another three jumps, the spider mans will lower himself to the ground, and then he will jump with one foot in front of the other again. Then spider mans will raise one foot in the air and will make the other foot jump over the risen foot.

Here is spider mans doin the web walk

cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/664246924748128268/753629769341337710/video0-47.mp4
Hawks is afraid of web walking as she cant hand the true power of it.
Joel is afraid of web walking because he just can't be that cool
by spidermans69 November 3, 2020
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