Kirk’s Law

“Any lone gunman shall be presumed to be a white, male Christian nationalist until definitely proved otherwise.”

The uproar over the latest assassination is in clear violation of Kirk’s Law

by sp762 September 13, 2025

Kirk

to exceed the operational parameters of any piece of machinery, driving a vehicle to the point of destruction or severe mechanical damage. to 'Kirk' something.

'He's going full Kirk in that car' 'Oh he's kirked that motor.'

by BigSends June 28, 2021

Kirking

Kirking someone is the action of very awkwardly putting one arm around a woman’s shoulder and then grab their assets, while also using your other arm to text minors.

Person 1: I heard Danny was being weird on the bus again.
Person 2: Yeah, he was Kirking Charlotte.

by Josh Allen the Throat Goat January 24, 2024

Kirked

The act of getting murdered, especially when one has been shot in the neck.

"Did you see that guy? He totally got Kirked!"

by Miss Homo-geneous November 5, 2025

get kirked

Getting assasinated under ironic circumstances for being a cringe fascist.

'Charlie Kirk was shot while on stage normailizing mass shootings!' 'I guess 'get kirked' just got a new meaning!'

by Ecaflip161 September 11, 2025