Nonce

Stupid, Dumb, Spastic

"Sid the Retard a nonce inhe"

by LEE Mandem July 13, 2020

Nonce

Someone who picks PSG in FIFA.

Did you see that match? Some great goals.
"Who cares, the guy's a PSG nonce".

by Muckish February 6, 2022

Nonce

Someone who posts the definition of their name on their insta story

I typed my name in to urban dictionary and posted it on my story because I’m a raving nonce

by Steveosteveo November 23, 2021

nonce

a british term for pedo

its basically just like calling someone a dumbass in england but fr some reason americans take it offensive

this bloke over there is a massive nonce
ur such a fucking nonce

by massicvesketnonce January 21, 2019

Nonce

A word used in britain for paedophile.

Have you heard about Holly she is a nonce.

by Monbon98 December 1, 2016

Negative Nonce

A person who likes children and also has a bad attitude and can be rude to her suspects.

Oh Hazel is such a negative nonce to Robert

by HazRob July 24, 2025

Nonce

nonce means pedophile

Why you keep following me you nonce

by Gufhfigyhfyvyhyv February 5, 2019