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hobo hairdryer

When you don't have enough time, or don't care enough, to use a hairdryer. Thus, you put all the windows down in your car and let the wind do all the work.

(Not to be confused with a hippie hairdryer, which involves the same concept, but includes the use of a bike instead. This version is "greener",from which is derived its condition of being "hippie".)

Works best for guys.

Or girls with short hair.
"Hey, Becky sure has some serious bed head."

"Nope. Hobo hairdryer."

"Ah.I see."
by emthecoed May 2, 2010
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Rain Hobo

A hobo that when it severe thunderstorms or hurricanes, will seek shelter in the nearest building or open door they can find.
Keep that door shut, it’s raining out and you don’t want the rain hobos to get in!”
by indyboy55 November 5, 2017
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Hobo Meat

Recently killed vermin that is still viable meat! Road kill that is not rotten. Winter road kill is the best preserved lunch or dinner entrée
Johnny was hiking a lonesome road when he witnessed a car barrel into an unsuspecting deer! "Hobo meat!" he exclaimed as he reached for his satchel.
by stoneythehandsomebuck November 20, 2014
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Hobo luv

an expression used to greet a friend or an exclamation of joy
when im driving around my hood and see a friend I yell hobo luv and they say it back.
by i am THE ORIGINAL HOBO. November 21, 2010
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Hobo Ho

A woman who always is asking for favors or money and lives off of the wealth and favors of others.
That girl is always demanding money or gifts. She is a Hobo Ho.
by Rezzilient January 2, 2023
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Hobo Douche

The act of gorging on apple cores, pizza crust, cat food and spam. Then drink two bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and or Thunderbird. As soon as all items have been consumed, start eating your girlfriends vagina until you vomit inside of her vagina.
Albert caught his girlfriend cheating and decided he would clean out her whore pussy with a Hobo Douche.
by Fudgie Mcgee December 4, 2011
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hobo creampie

To deficate into a persons vaginal canal whilst being homeless
Shia LaBeouf hobo creampied Megan on the set of Transformers
by Wa5 EYM November 18, 2019
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