Fred

An elusive, large breed of dong known to scare / sexually confuse Mick's all around the world.

It's said that Fred displays a large ring through his helmet as a method of intimidating his potential partners, and weeding out those who do not possess the courage to take him on or ride him into battle.

Mick sure can't take a Fred.

by DixxOnLine November 21, 2020

Fred

The name of one of the twins in the Weasley family from Harry Potter. Fred is part of the comedic duo between him and his brother George Weasley. Fred was sadly killed in The Battle of Hogwarts in the seventh book/movie

" It was quite sad when Fred died"
"Yeah Fred and his brother were so funny together"

by Hufflepuff potato June 27, 2019

Fred

Generally hated by every Living and non living thing in 1googol miles radius.

You’re such a Fred

by Dustyboi#1 September 05, 2019

Fred

bit of twat

Person 1: He's a fred, innit?

by cecimmi June 07, 2023

Fred

(Noun) A cute dog or animal

That dog looks like Fred!
This deer looks like Fred!

by Stuffedknee March 28, 2021

Fred

Ball skin, but not the testicles. A scrotum. Commonly utilized in the gay community.

This freak wanted me to work out before we hooked up because she said she liked to lick a stanky Fred.

by Maximum Fred-Viction June 06, 2022

Fred

The cause of my PTSD

Fred will traumatize you

by 349271 May 16, 2019