Whales That Fly

A version of "What the Fuck?" used when the real phrase is either inappropriate and/or insufficient to show how surprised/annoyed you are. After all, whales don't fly.

--> usually used when you can't believe what a curve-ball life just threw you.

1)
-Teacher: "Okay, hand in your essays."
-Students: "You didn't assign any essay..."
-Teacher: "What? I told 2nd period, so you should have known. Turn them in please."
-Students: "Whales That Fly?????"

2)
*you try to take cell phone out of pocket but it accidentally falls and the screen cracks*
-You: "Ugh! Whales That Fly."

by madMFG November 6, 2010

13 whaling

an activity in which someone who met a person by getting their number off the sand participates

I'm up in Minocqua, wanna come do some 13 whaling?

by mikethecreep November 8, 2010

Whale dork

The epitome of dorkiness.

"Dude do you know that girl Jamie?"

"Ah yea she's such a whale dork!"

by hawaii350 November 23, 2011

Couch Whale

Couch whale is the defender of the basement they never sleep, they only wait. They start out as a basement troll but grow into a couch whale by being introduce to a couch that they like. They never leave the couch once they have turn, couch whales never part with there couch

Zach the couch whales watches over the basement trolls as they sleep

by swmf2 December 29, 2009

Whale slob

A fat slob, usually with a bald head.

Oi, whale slob why can’t you find the cranberry sauce?

by Elgreat December 24, 2019

Whale tongue

An extremely fat woman's gunt.

Check out that fat chicks whale tongue....its hanging down to her knees....friggin nasty

by Hak44 August 24, 2009

flog the whale

stroking a giant cock

Baby, most people flog the dolphin, but with me you have to flog the whale

by Fallatio Constantine October 10, 2007