twin shafting

Twin shafting is a form of mutual masterbation where two males stand facing each other; one of the males places both penises in his hand, and strokes both shafts simultaneously.

Peter and Ryan are downtown; both have drank at least a six pack worth of beer. Peter and Ryan meet in an alley behind the bar and both are coming out of bad relationships. After a night of gossiping to one another, Ryan suggests to Peter they play tummy sticks. Peter says no, instead let's try Twin Shafting.

by moose5000 September 30, 2012

shaft lipping

Getting a blow job while committing a felony at Kohl's...#Purdue

The last time I talked to my mother was when she bailed me out for shaft lipping at Kohl's.

by Purdue Kohl's Thief September 30, 2013

Shaft Jacket

1. A jacket and or coat that gives one the appearance of Shaft.

2: An idiom for the word Condom

1. Did you see that nigga's coat? It was a real shaft jacket.

2. Hey baby, we can have sex as long as you brought a shaft jacket.

by L-pain420 December 31, 2011

A.T. Shaft

When golfing, and you have a one inch putt and whiff when tapping it in on accident. Then you finish it the second time and make it. And results in counting an extra stroke for the whiff

You hit a good putt to one inch. It is technically a gimme but according to A.T. you have to practice like you play so you will get counted an extra stroke when you are practicing with some friends.

Person 1. Nice putt
Person 2. Thanks

Person 1. You whiffed on that 1 inch putt. That's gonna be an extra stroke.

Person 2. Are you trying to pull the A.T. Shaft on me?

by Thewhiffer February 26, 2011

The Final Shaft

When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...

After the Tyrannosaurus Rex has stormed and laid waste to Jurassic Parks main compound:

Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft

by MM1988 July 21, 2011

the 60th shaft

When a bald headed man named Lance bends you over and goes to town on a Wednesday afternoon.

"I was trying to go to lunch when I was suddenly awarded the 60th shaft"

by trainingmonitorguy November 6, 2023

Power Shaft

The action of shafting someone with great power and strength

I'm power shafting your mom right now

by Gigashafter November 12, 2023