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Shafted

The act of receiving negative consequences beyond comprehension. This word originates from a middle school in New Britain, Connecticut, where a young man created an alternative word to getting in trouble. He started this in 1973 and it hasn't lingered around for many years. It is time that this word started to come back to the public. Shafting means when you get in a lot of trouble.
1) "You killed your dog! You are going to get shafted!"
2) "Thanks to you we are going to get shafted by the principle!"
3) "Because you broke that vase, you are going to get in big trouble which means you're getting SHAFTED"
by HaLs_Academy March 12, 2018
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The Final Shaft

When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...
After the Tyrannosaurus Rex has stormed and laid waste to Jurassic Parks main compound:

Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft
by MM1988 July 21, 2011
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Shaft

A Japanese studio that makes some of the most unique anime adaptations.
They have a very distinct style and a weird fetish with heads tilted backward.
"You should see this anime, it was made by Shaft"
by Akorus-master February 7, 2018
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Hairy Shaft

Someone who has hair grow on the shaft of their penis
"Damn did you hear Patrick had a hairy shaft!"
by BubbaPhonk October 11, 2022
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V to the Shaft

The shape of the lower part of your stomach that leads to your dick... only seen with fit men
I need to start working out because I need to get my V to the Shaft
by NFlows May 10, 2016
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short shaft

Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day
I’d fuck your mom but she said I got a short shaft
by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018
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flip the shaft

When you flip your hand upside down while masturbating.
Shotty didn't have a pinky, so she had to flip the shaft.
by Dirtynuggers March 1, 2018
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