Muddy puddle

To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.

Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet.

Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?

by MyMoneyDoesNot jiggle February 21, 2023

Puddle Pirate

Calum

Shut up you little puddle pirate

by F1nM4cl34n June 22, 2021

puddling

1. To cry about an incident that little or no impact on you personally.

Jason found Bill in his room crying about the Yankee's recent loss. "Bill, why are you puddling? It's just a game......and your 38 years old?!?"

by William Beiler January 5, 2009

Rack Puddle

When your load settles into a puddle in between her cleavage or on a flat surface of her breast.

(1. )"She told me I could titty fuck her only if after I slurped off the 'Rack Puddle".
(2.)"Oh please let me give you a 'Rack Puddle' I swear if you don't like it we won't do it again".

by Professor Calamitous December 26, 2016

Puddle Fart

A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.

I can’t wait to puddle fart, I have been holding it in all day.

by That guys not an Andrew April 18, 2022

Front Puddle

Vaginal discharge as a result of intense excitement.

Yes, I haven't had pizza in weeks!! Look at my front puddle!

by PaddyWenzz April 15, 2016

Cuddle Puddle

When you’re too tired too move after intense and vigorous sex. So you decide to say fuck it and lay there with your significant other in each other’s cum, squirt, piss, vomit, or feces, etc.

Ex.

Tiffany: Hey, I was looking for you all night at the party! Where did you go?

Brittany: I have no idea I drank way too much and woke up in a cuddle puddle with the varsity baseball team!

by Qwertyuioplkio July 8, 2019