tree-pecker

(n.) Someone who, when they hug you from behind, always has a boner touching your back.

Ew, that kid is a tree-pecker.

by swagchampsonthree March 27, 2016

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black and decker pecker wrecker

a person who is blamed for the breakup of a marriage or family, especially due to having engaged in an affair with one member or many members of the family

carlos was a black and decker pecker wrecker who cheated with both susan and robert.

by stopcheatingcarlos November 4, 2017

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Pillow Pecker

A pillow Pecker is someone who fucks their pillow

I can't believe Josh is a pillow pecker

by Bappo nuked the Jappos March 30, 2023

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Auto Smell Pecker

Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.

Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.

Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!

Ohhhkay?

Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L

by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022

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Triple Decker Pecker Tower

Sex move: when three men are having a threesome and the guy on the bottom is giving anal, the guy in the middle is receiving AND giving anal, and the guy on top is getting anal while his dick/her strap-on flops about like an epileptic fish.

“Jerry, we’re gonna do a Triple Decker Pecker Tower later, you want in? If so you’re taking top

by Diddychimken December 27, 2019

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