Sitings of the Wolf Moon are typically in mid-January to late May, when human females give up on follicle hygiene.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.
On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.
On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
by vyking68 January 12, 2017
Get the wolf moonmug. The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.
Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.
Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"
Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."
Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"
Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."
by MoonPie November 1, 2013
Get the moon tweetingmug. by Craygal September 25, 2020
Get the Moon Missmug. The act of wishing you are Japanese and wanting to fuck anime characters very very very very hard. Also not showering and wanting to become the best osu player in the world.
by Gary p November 13, 2016
Get the Connor Moonmug. a lovable, wise person possessing characteristics of the moon. da moon is often pale, blinding with light, strong, stinky like cheese, and has a heart unlike those on earth.
by dontfuckwitliggylee September 16, 2017
Get the da moonmug. When you a guy presses his butt cheeks against a window and his balls dangle profusely! especially bad if a ball and butt print is left on the window or the guy wasn't aware he was a dangler.
by Naw August 11, 2014
Get the Moon roostmug. Gloating about intercourse one had the night before, specifically when talking about missionary position.
We went to dinner, got a lil buzzed, went to her place, got a lil krunk, did some moon pushups...oh yeah buddy, a very physical evening.
by Mr2fist July 27, 2011
Get the Moon Pushupsmug.