Lego dildo

For boys a Lego flag pole into the uncircumcised pp

I had a Lego dildo when I was a child and high heels because my mom wanted me raped

by Cody5050 January 31, 2022

Lego

After a landmine the worst thin that can happen to your foot. It can save you from an uncle trying to rape you at night.

"Uncle Benjamin wanted to rape me at night. But he stepped on a Lego and died."

by Alsace-Lorraine=german 1871 May 23, 2019

LEGO

The reason I'm broke

I'm broke cause of LEGO

by Shang-Chi February 11, 2022

Lego

Republicans

Yeah, I'm a Lego. I'm going to build a wall. A HUUUUGE WALL!

by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024

Legos

A word used by idiots talking about Lego bricks thinking there is an "S" on the end of a word that there isn't and never has been or will be.

Idiot "I was playing with Legos"
Normal person "You mean Lego"
Idiot "That's what I said, Legos"
Normal person "there is no "s" on the end, idiot!"

by Adam3Sixty June 16, 2020

lego ass

nice round

i want some lego ass

by lego ass February 4, 2018

Lego Foot Massage

The ultimate form of self hate

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang

by soupylego August 14, 2021