A Special Jamaican Waking

When a Jamaican man breaks into your house and puts his dick on your cheek, and as you awake the man busts a nut in your mouth.

Sarah told me that yesterday she got a special Jamaican Waking.

by Gaming Hams January 19, 2017

Jamaican Omelette

A "Jamaican Omelette" is a Marijuana Infused food. It involves infusing Marijuana into a normal Egg Omelette, preferably a French Omelette.

Person 1: Dude, Let's make some weed brownie after school!

Person 2: SHHHHHH! Don't say that loud, people will know! Also let's make a Jamaican Omelette instead!

Person 1: What's a Jamaican Omelette?

Person 2: Precise!

by SEB_ERRECT September 10, 2019

Jamaican Spring Roll

A woman inserts a spring roll into her vagina and squirts all over it. She then dips it in soy sauce and re-inserts it into her vagina. She keeps repeating the process until the spring roll's outer layers erode and the inside vegetables are left. She then feeds herself this vegetable mix.

The woman performed the Jamaican Spring Roll in front of her family.

by sdfgnodfghadbbnadfoghnabadfokj January 24, 2025

Jamaican Spliff

A Spliff longer than a car is consumed within 5 minutes

I got so wasted last night ,I had an Jamaican spliff

by DJ phyco July 28, 2016

jamaican sloppy joe

When someone takes a shit and rubs there asshole on your nose without whipping there ass

I just Jamaican sloppy joed your mom

by The Jamaican sloppy joe December 28, 2020

Jamaican juice

Jamaican juice it’s a drink that get you crazy have cock long asl at a 10 to 20 size

Tom wake up with a rock hard cock I been drinking Jamaican juice

by Oscar switch March 30, 2022

Jamaican Jamaican

When two people are fighting and someone steps in and attacks one of the two for no particular reason

Person 1 "Shut the fuck up im not giving you brownies"
Person 2 "Yes you will, you touched my pecker you owe me"
Person 3"Jamaican Jamaican!" *pinch*
Person 1 "GOD DAMNOT STOP JAMAICAN JAMAICAN ME"

by Bigblackstalenuts73 April 15, 2024