trauma hound

One who looks or seeks out trauma situations ie CSI'S, bomb squads etc

Friend: did you hear that dan got into a knife fight with a couple gang members
Me: yeah he's most definitely a trauma hound

by Zer0 January 17, 2017

Surround Hound

Trying to share a couch with 3 dogs

I was trying to chill on the couch last night but the dogs were all trying to get on the couch with me at the same time. It was total state of Surround Hound.

by Ninja Alphagirl December 31, 2020

Trash Hound

A person who only looks to hook up with low grade meat.

“Daniel is going after that skeez at the end of the bar”

“Dude is a fucking trash hound”

by Guillermo del Torres April 13, 2020

Christmas Hound

Tom the Christmas hound, Is a legendary in ancient creature that works for Santa. When kids can’t go to sleep at night on Christmas Eve he goes to everybody’s house and snuggles with them until they fall asleep. He spends the whole night doing around the world and making kids fall sleep worldwide. He is a very cute animal whose dad was probably a teddy bear and his mama dog.He is a very well-trained hound and never disobeyed his master, which is Santa.

I’m too excited to go to sleep, I wonder if the Christmas Hound will appear

by Owner of the Christmas puppy January 17, 2018

wizard hounding

When a chicks labia flaps like my Bloodhounds jowls when he's hanging he's hanging his out of my truck window at 80mph.

Linda's big ole labia flaps were Wizard Hounding like my old dog Henry's jowls when he's hanging his head out of my truck window.....and that shit smells like my five year old house shoes.

by Dawgbreff March 7, 2018

Hooter Hound

A dog that loves weed

Ex.1 Oh damn! There my dog goes again, sniffing my weed. He’s a hooter hound

Ex. 2 Dude my dog just ate my weed, fuckin hooter hound.

by fish777 September 7, 2025

wallow hound

A guy who digs the fatties.

That dude can’t get enough of the big leagues. He’s a total wallow hound.

by The Big Shazoo October 20, 2021