Fresh Produce

Someone who pretends they live in poverty but owns high end amenities aka Seedless strawberries and organic Mangoes.

Girl:"I have no money" *Files French Manicured nails with Disney World Season Pass*

Boy: "Fresh produce bitch"

by BigBootyBitches45 June 22, 2016

Smountain Fresh

Something that smells like shit that shouldn't, like when someone blasts ass beside you in a restaurant or pub

Damn, ever since those guys at the next table started dropping ass this bar has gone Smountain Fresh!

by Poopadynitz October 16, 2013

fresh-pepper

A hand job executed with two hands, stacked on top of each other, around the shaft of the penis, with one hand rotating clockwise and the other counterclockwise. i.e. simulating the use of a pepper grinder.

My old lady fresh-peppered me this morning

by Defendem July 28, 2012

Fresh Pillows

When your sheets/pillow cases have been recently washed and are cleaner than ever

After a long cold day, Conner comes home to sleep and cuddle with his Fresh Pillows

by TheManOfTheMonth November 14, 2014

fresh five

a woman giving a man a hand job after a long day.

it’s been a long day, can i get a fresh five?

by jks March 23, 2018

FACTORY FRESH

1.Sumthin that is really clean. looks brand new

Dang dog, those j's are factory fresh...

by VANESA December 26, 2008

fresh fuckery

A new and extreme problem or aggravation. Sometimes referred to as 'fresh hell'

We are broke and I accidentally turned over the tequila bottle and it all drained out. What kind of fresh fuckery is this?

by Barbie Cakes March 18, 2017