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california gtv

a person or persons who says they are straight but watches gay porn in thier free time
by popoboss October 8, 2009
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california zipper

When you get stitched up & down the abdomen and your stitches look like a zipper.
Jay got a California zipper from his surgery.
by lil_srippy August 17, 2016
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California Chops

Look at Steve! His muttonchops are shaped like California, so I suppose he has California Chops! Ba Dum Chh!
by 9voltoyster September 27, 2010
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California slam

When someone lays on their belly on the ground butt naked while their partner jumps off the bed and slams a california burrito down their partners ass hole.
by breztri February 22, 2021
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California backhander

The same thing as a Chicago backhander, but the hand goes up and down because of the lowrider from using the hydraulics
“Billy was hitting the switches as i got a California backhander.”
by California backhander February 10, 2022
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California Waffle

When you shit in your roommates laptop and close it.
I just took a California waffle in Jakes MacBook, he's gonna be so pissed!
by Spagghetron April 1, 2017
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california conservative

A California conservative is an individual who identifies as conservative but operates within the unique political landscape and cultural context of California. Unlike conservatives in other parts of the country, California conservatives tend to hold a more progressive stance on certain social issues, such as LGBTQ rights and environmental protection.

They often embrace a pragmatic approach, combining conservative fiscal policies with a willingness to support progressive social policies. California conservatives recognize the importance of fiscal responsibility and limited government intervention in economic matters. They advocate for low taxes, reduced government spending, and a business-friendly environment to foster economic growth and job creation. However, they also acknowledge the need for certain government programs and regulations to address pressing environmental challenges and income inequality. They like shooting guns.
Tyler: "I never understood how someone could be a conservative in California. Isn't it all liberal out there?"
Ryan: "Well, being a California conservative means finding common ground between conservative principles and the progressive context of the state. We focus on fiscal responsibility but also support social issues like marriage equality and protecting the environment."
Alex: "Yeah, and we like to shoot guns."
by BrysonStrong May 14, 2023
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