Table Cloth

A meddievil torcher device for brutaly wacking bad boys or girls on the bum bum

BENDOVER it's time for Table Cloth

by C_B6969 October 17, 2019

table-legged

The act of attempting to level a wobbly table that has one leg shorter than the others. Usually resulting in reducing a dinner table to the height of a coffee table.

I just table-legged my haircut, (by trying to even out the ends).

by JD Too February 18, 2013

steam table

When you shit on someone's stomach while they are in the wheel yoga pose.

I made a steam table on Jared during hot yoga, and everyone had to clear the room.

by jynxuome April 14, 2021

Pulling a Table

When you literally slam yourself into a small space ; frantically screeching - bathroom preferred, and repetitively keep doing so, even if you know you won't fit. After countless tries, you run down a staircase into a different room - knocking everything over in your path, only to end up jamming yourself on the steps.

Em : what is he doing ?
Ari : it looks as if he is pulling a table in the house !

by Jibril Grimm June 7, 2018

table nectar

When you touch an unknown substance under a table and assume it’s somthing gross but would rather believe it’s something not gross

Oh shit, I think I just touched some table nectar

by Originaldrizzle July 8, 2018

Table Lice

The young, usually white, girls who hang out next to the rope in a nightclub's VIP section waiting to be summoned to the table of a gentleman with bottle service. Usually identified by their H&M knock-offs of Herve Leger bandage dresses, these girls are quick to drink your liquor and leave when you run out of vodka. Their retreat is usually marked by loss of cell phone, tears, and walking away barefoot holding Steve Madden heels in their hands. The normal migration home includes vomiting in the back of an Uber or catching the very last train to Suffolk/Nassau/Westchester County or New Jersey.

John: Man, I'm glad we got a table tonight.
Greg: Yeah me too, the table lice are actually pretty strong here. Let's grab that group of three on the edge of the rope over there.

by The_Dabbler April 22, 2016

Enable-table

A table that or cabinet that enables you to store more useless clutter.

That useless table you bought is only an enable-table for you to keep more junk around the house.

by Lazybug September 12, 2019