A way of describing a woman or man you would like to bend over a table and proceed to have sexual intercourse with.
by D8431 August 24, 2016
This means it's time to go, like on Thanksgiving when the turkeys on the table it's time to eat. The term can be to tell someone to hurry up, and get their ass in gear. Also can mean you have a chance to win a game or a chance to get get your freak on with some smokin hot bitch.
With 10 seconds left in the game, the turkeys on the table for the Steelers with the ball on the goal line.
by TV CARv March 21, 2010
1.Any table or flat surface surrounded by chairs/stools in which Hipsters can gather and discuss politics, thrift stores, and world events that they wish to comment on but don't truly understand. The chairs can be made from 24k gold, but that is optional.
2. Any furniture that involves table and seating that would have "hipster" traits if it were animate. These may include being vintage, skinny legs, or an appearance of shaggy hair-like wood grain patterns.
2. Any furniture that involves table and seating that would have "hipster" traits if it were animate. These may include being vintage, skinny legs, or an appearance of shaggy hair-like wood grain patterns.
1."We found a nice young couple in vintage t'shirts to buy our "Hipster Table"."
2."I hate furniture that makes me question the validity of my youth, I prefer hipster tables that maintain their vintage qualities."
2."I hate furniture that makes me question the validity of my youth, I prefer hipster tables that maintain their vintage qualities."
by Iswhatitis September 10, 2013
When someone confronts you about breaking a table or flipping on in a sign of anger. Or you just only like one type of table.
Man you only like oak tables, thats pretty Table Racist.
Dude you broke my coffee table, thats a pure sigh of Table Racism you know!
Dude you broke my coffee table, thats a pure sigh of Table Racism you know!
by •River Bridge• March 10, 2018
When you literally slam yourself into a small space ; frantically screeching - bathroom preferred, and repetitively keep doing so, even if you know you won't fit. After countless tries, you run down a staircase into a different room - knocking everything over in your path, only to end up jamming yourself on the steps.
by Jibril Grimm May 21, 2018
by Kermode the Lemon March 11, 2022
a family who believe they own the ice rink or sports area.
a hairy man wearing a baseball cap.
& various family including a daughter who dances, growls, never changes clothes and only has her fringe cut bowl head when visiting annual hairdressers.
BELIEVED TO LIVE UNDER THE TABLE DUE TO MORE THAN REGULAR OCCURANCE AT ICE RINK
a hairy man wearing a baseball cap.
& various family including a daughter who dances, growls, never changes clothes and only has her fringe cut bowl head when visiting annual hairdressers.
BELIEVED TO LIVE UNDER THE TABLE DUE TO MORE THAN REGULAR OCCURANCE AT ICE RINK
Samantha; there! there they are
Alex: who's that?
Samantha; the family that live under the table!
Alex; they live under the table?!
Samantha; Yeah the table family, they live off stolen chips.
Alex; oooooo shes growling...
Alex: who's that?
Samantha; the family that live under the table!
Alex; they live under the table?!
Samantha; Yeah the table family, they live off stolen chips.
Alex; oooooo shes growling...
by themoonfromthestarsisabigworld January 03, 2010