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swiss vault

I got in that girl's swiss vault last night. I had to use lots of lube
by Diego Monteblon December 7, 2013
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swiss surprise

The act of yodeling inappropriately during an intimate or sexual act
"So the two of you have been seeing each other for a while, how did it go last Friday?"

"Yeah, the date went really well right up until the Swiss Surprise. We ended up laughing too much to continue."
by Connor_Dubh May 4, 2020
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Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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Swiss Army Guy

That one guy that magically seems to be able to do literally anything.
"You're seriously going into another work field? Jesus, one day you're gonna become a Swiss Army Guy."
by Loapher May 30, 2022
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Swiss dog

To make the Swiss Dog you must acquire these ingredients:
A Park Grill
Hot Dogs
Thin sliced Swiss Cheese
Hamburger buns
A knife
Mustard

Step One: Start Grill
Step Two: Cut open hot dog down the middle on one side and stuff it with thinly sliced Swiss cheese
Step Three: Lay dogs up right so that cheese doesn’t fall out onto the already lit Grill
Step Four: Once done take a bottom bun from a hamburger bun and grab the fucker off the grill lay some spicy ass mustard on that bitch.
Step 5: Enjoy it like your on Deathrow.
Person 1: Hey want to come camping and make some Swiss dogs?
Person 2: I would absolutely love to down some Swiss dogs tonight!
by Member.dic April 12, 2023
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Swiss yummy

Getting a bit of the cockadooky on the old grandma jones machine. Then using it to finish on the bean bag jones.
Gave her the ol Swiss yummy.
by Bricklayer Jones January 17, 2025
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Reverse Swiss Cheese

You've heard of swiss cheesing where the make more holes, well instead reverse swiss cheesing someone removes them
Yeah I plowed her reverse Swiss cheesed that BOP.
by Imnotadumbass24 August 22, 2025
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