Sad jack

When you're depressed so you jack off to feel better, sometimes used as an excuse to jack off but still effective most of the time

My parents died recently so I had a sad jack. I felt a lot better afterwards.

by SL3ND3RMAN12345 January 12, 2017

Sad Cunt

Generally sits on the internet role playing. Often uses words like 'noob' or 'I pown'. Likes to build video game maps and loves a good internet conspiracy. More than often call themselves Remix. Can't get there point over at all in real life. A total geek leech.

Dixoft:- Right, tonight I'm going to be someone else on the internet.

Neutral person:- LoL! Hey, that's great.

Dixoft:- Damn straight you noob, then I'm going to dream on myspace n stuff.

Neutral Person:- You sure know how to live it up. Crikey.

Dixoft:- Just hang on noob, I ain't finished yet. I'm gonna argue with someone on a forum after that and get my point across.

Neutral Person:- Lorks, and this accomplishes you what? LoL?

Dixoft:- Don't argue with me, I am king of the internet jungle me.

Neutral Person:- Hey that's great you sad cunt. Gotta go and live real life mate, see you around no doubt.

by oooheesscaryonthenethim September 25, 2010

SAD

Suck A Dick

person 1: 'your a wasteman'
person 2: 'SAD mother fucker'

by Eldubbio July 25, 2011

Sad Fap

A sad fap is when you read a sad doujinshi and sit down to question why you're reading JoJo bizzare adventure doujinshi at 3am

Man I expected Joseph to get fucked my Caesar but now I'm crying with nut on my hands. This was a sad fap

by OH MY GOD!! August 16, 2019

Buff Sad

To be Buff Sad, means to be very upset, or very emotional.

Dude I’m like feeling Buff Sad right now.

by We$10 October 11, 2018

Sad Vice

Emanating from “The Viceland Channel”. A documentary about events that leaves you feeling bad about mankind and humanity.

“Yo did you watch, City Of Ghosts?”

“Yep, I did man, Its mad sad vice.”

by Blistic_1 February 12, 2018

true sadness

when you accidentally kill your minecraft dog

guy 1: i accidentally killed my minecraft dog D:
guy 2: that... is true sadness.

by why am i still alive June 12, 2019