Super Straight

Super Straight is a cishet person (usually male) pretending to be part of the LGBTQIA+ community. It is mostly just an excuse for being transphobic.

-Hello I'm a transgender woman
-We can't date then since you are not a real woman to me
-Why?
-I am Super Straight.

by AnEnby March 19, 2021

Super Straight

a fucking loser

"I'm super straight"

"fucking loser"

by Cooley15 March 11, 2021

Super Straight

When a person says they are Super Straight they really mean homosexual. It’s a secret way of bringing out their homosexuality

Hey guys I’m Super Straight and I just got a boyfriend/girlfriend!

by I’mfuckinggay March 10, 2021

Super straight

People who are straight and transphobic trying to make it in the Lgbtq+ community by saying your transphobic is a sexuality

“Hey turns out Stephanie is trans, she may have gone through SRS but I’m super straight”

by Trans as hell March 6, 2021

Super Straight

A man who only has sex with other super straight men because women won’t touch them. They also have piss kinks.

Did you hear about David and Michael? They’re a super straight couple.
Good for them. Good for them.

by Marzo.the.planet March 8, 2021

Super straight

Super straight means you’re a transphobe that wants to be apart of LGBT and wants to feel oppressed.

Guy one: You wanna date her? Oh, btw she’s trans.

Guy two: Oh never mind I don’t date trans sorry i’m super straight.

Guy one: No you’re just a transphobe.

by vvriska March 8, 2021

Super Straight

A disease which makes someone enjoy hardcore homosexual Sour Apple Smoothies and Alabama Hot Pockets. If you see someone with the disease, do not approach, do not go near, do not even spare another glance at again. Their stupidity, while not impacting to most, is highly contagious to the impressionable and stupid.
A few more symptoms are extremely ugliness and a nazi flag.

Person 1: Did you see that super straight?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes. How fucking disgusting.
Person 3: It’s truely horrific.

by Madden 08 DS Fan Club November 30, 2021