Once Upon A Time In Nelusma City (2025 Novel)

Once Upon A Time In Nelusma City is a science fiction, fantasy, comedy, romance novel by Werley Nortreus published in 2025.

Once Upon A Time In Nelusma City (2025 Novel) was published in 2025.

by Jacob Martinique February 6, 2026

Once a Weeker

A person who showers once a week and is completely oblivious about how bad they actually smell.

Ross smells like shit, I’d bet he’s a Once a Weeker

by Rodiye March 10, 2026

Once Upon A

A prefix representing a kid-friendly version of a pre-existing product or concept, named after "Once Upon A Deadpool" (2018). It signifies an attempt to create a more suitable and sanitized version for children.

As YouTube Kids had been corrupted by the emerging phenomenon called Elsagate, YouTube should try another attempt to make a kid-friendly version called Once Upon A YouTube, featuring daytime TV-like censorship modeled after Disney Junior and Disney Channel.

by Emotional Cruiser July 24, 2025

Once Upon A Smartphone

Having its "Once Upon A" prefix named after "Once Upon A Deadpool" (2018), Once Upon A Smartphone is a version of smartphone watered down for kids. This is intended to be a Christmas gift rather than akcually being used as a functional tool, as kids are prone to asking for smartphone to Santa during Christmas even though they're still too young for smartphone.

Instead of a real phone, I got my little brother a Once Upon A Smartphone for Christmas—now he can pretend to text and play games without the screen time worries!

by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025

once upon a time

A classic phrase used to introduce a story, often evoking nostalgia or a sense of wonder. It signifies the beginning of a tale that is either fantastical or deeply personal, suggesting that what follows is a narrative from a time long ago, filled with magic, adventure, or significant events.

It is widely claimed that once upon a time, a 17-year-old high school girl passed away on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 whilst still wearing school uniform, having insisted on fasting during Ramadan despite suffering from typhus at the time. That day, a poignant blend of dedication and tragedy—a "perfect" day for someone who left this world far too soon without leaving any digital footprint as the Internet and social media platforms didn’t exist yet at the time. Not to mention that she was also too young to have ever been tried as an adult, as one typically has to be 18 to even be tried as an adult (instead of as a juvenile) in the first place.

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

Once Around

Something you tell your children to do rather than asking them to clean up that mildly annoys them.

Father: “Could you have a once around, please?”

Children (in unison): “NO!”

by piercerofveils December 2, 2025

noodle-ounce

The amount of fluid needed to prevent flaccidity in a male erection.

That dude must need 14 noodle-ounces to fuel his garfield.

by flaccidfox January 2, 2012