Thumb Sitting

The action of putting thumb into butt hole before sitting. America's favorite past time for when you are bored and no plans.

Jill: "What are you doing today?" Jack: "Oh, just a whole lot of thumb sitting."

by UmmWhatchaSay March 3, 2018

Thumb Play

(Noun)

1) texting & lying.

2)the shit in your phone that you be hiding from ya lover.

Mama said “listen here girl , keep them niggas around for thumb play and phone sex .”

by theplayasgala December 1, 2020

Thumb Dumper

The art of inserting ones thumb (thumbs), into a fellow companions anal cavity, while thrusting wildly in an up and down motion. The thumb dumper must be face to face with the thumb dumpie.

Chantel couldn't walk the next day because she had spent the night being thumb dumped by Tim. Tim is an excellent Thumb Dumper

by TheAE86ForTheWin October 30, 2008

Thumb crotch

the awkward piece of skin between your thumb and pointer finger

"dude, my thumb crotch is so itchy."

"i know, so is my penis."

by ApolloStar March 22, 2016

rule of thumb

Commonly used term orginating in the early 1900s, when it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

Rule of thumb? Can't do too much damage with that thing, can we? Perhaps it should have been the Rule of Wrist. - The Boondock Saints

by YousaywhyIsaywhynot October 23, 2006

thumb fun

unneccessary use of a cell phone (usually texting) with the thumbs.

q: "Why is SAM being so quiet and looking down?????"

a: "Oh, she's having some thumb fun!!!"

by carnuga February 27, 2009

Thumbs Down

An option on this site that should be available for the pictures too.

Check own the pictures under emo and shocker to see what I mean.

by 29A April 28, 2005