slay me mommy

humourous text, basically used for fun.
cupcakke said this in a livestream, her wig got snatched by saying this

would you like to slay me mommy? i'll get my wig snatched.

by GDGIDGODIOGIDGOD January 11, 2023

Mommy’s credit card

A newer allusion to entitlement. Usually held by a young adult son or daughter in high school or college that has never had to work a day in their lives to financially support themselves. They then proceed to swipe swipe tap tap order for all of their needs and typically poke fun at lower classes, who actually have to make a living and work.

Real world example: “Look at that chick and her parents with that brand new Mercedes! It appears that there will be many more payments to mommy’s credit card at month’s end...

by TrashCompactor69 October 23, 2019

Behemoth Mommy Milkers

GIANT TIDDIES OH MY GAWD

SHE HAS BEHEMOTH MOMMY MILKERS

by NoBody6969Daddy February 1, 2021

Mommy's lil angel

Referring to the folks that answer almost ever question with "your mom".

boy 1: where are you going?
girl 2: "your mom"

boy 2: uh stop being mommy's lil angel.

by Tufts University America August 1, 2023

Daddy's drivin mommy

It's something your dad tells you when they are doin' the dirty.

Kid: Daddy, what are you doing?
Daddy: I'm practicing driving your mommy.
Mommy: OHHH!
Daddy: Oh Yea! Daddy's drivin mommy!

by shelberrs August 27, 2009

mommy and daddy wrestling

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply.
That's what people say right?

Last night I say mommy and daddy wrestling and I decided to join in.

by Boi Is A Burnt Sweet Potato February 17, 2017

Tommy mommy

A cool kid

Tommy mommy is cool

by Doratexplora October 14, 2019