" Hey I'll be right back (7:00 Am)........... (3:00 Pm) Oh sorry the Lt. asked me to do something.
" Hey I'm going to grab a coffee anyone want one?........... (4 hours later) "oh sorry I forgot your coffee I'll go grab it now"
" Man yesterday I got Mitched hard"
"I can't stand the Mitching that goes on here"
" Hey I'm going to grab a coffee anyone want one?........... (4 hours later) "oh sorry I forgot your coffee I'll go grab it now"
" Man yesterday I got Mitched hard"
"I can't stand the Mitching that goes on here"
by The survivors of Mitching August 21, 2011

Rebecca Romijn Is Related To Mitch Sturkenboom Through I, And We, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As Helsltrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Confidence Towards Hurting Individual's Feelings
Rebecca Romijn Is Related To Mitch Sturkenboom Through I, And We, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As Helsltrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Confidence Towards Hurting Individual's Feelings
by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025

A Mitch is a male version of a bitch. (Because of Sen. Mitch McConnell and according to Kevin Hart in Real Husbands of Hollywood)
McConnell's such a motherfuckin' mitch he voted against $2k Covid-19 stimulus checks just so he could get in bed with all the GOP senators.
Mitch better have my money!
Mitch better have my money!
by idkForgot January 1, 2021

by fightingpeacock February 27, 2017

Mitch, a kind guy who can be really annoying. He’ll pay attention to anything you say and try to remember, even if it’s really stupid. He’s good at keeping a conversation going but once again- he’s annoying. He’s really loud and talks too much, he also probably can’t keep a girlfriend if he gets one somehow. He’s handsome to some but ugly to others, even though he’s a gymaholic. Try to be nice to a Mitch if you meet one because if you break his heart he will keep it to himself, and break himself down. You always want to know a Mitch.
by Mitchpleaseaskmeout March 30, 2022

hypocritical, wishy-washy, feeble
The term Murky Mitch is a reference to Republican Addison Mitchell McConnell Jr. who as Senate Minority Leader of the 117th Congress voted to acquit former United States President Donald J. Trump during his second impeachment trial. The former president was alleged to have incited an insurrection on Capitol Hill on January 6th 2021.
Donald Trump was impeached while in office as the 45th president on January 13th 2021 for the above allegation. Mr. McConnell delayed the Senate impeachment trial for two weeks in order to give Donald Trump's legal team time to prepare. This placed the start of the trial at a time after Mr. Trump's term would have officially ended. The constitutionality of impeaching a former president was contested at the start of the trial, and the Senate voted that the trial was in fact constitutional.
After voting to acquit Mr. McConnell proceeded to proclaim that the reason for his vote was because Mr. Trump was no longer in office and thus could not be impeached. This stance in effect allowed for the evidence brought forth by the prosecution to be completely disregarded regardless of the prior Senate decision that the trial was constitutional.
During Trump's presidency Mitch barely said much about any of the president's conduct. However, during the trial's closing statements he issued scathing remarks about Trump's actions all throughout his term. So to call someone Murky Mitch is in effect calling them a hypocrite.
The term Murky Mitch is a reference to Republican Addison Mitchell McConnell Jr. who as Senate Minority Leader of the 117th Congress voted to acquit former United States President Donald J. Trump during his second impeachment trial. The former president was alleged to have incited an insurrection on Capitol Hill on January 6th 2021.
Donald Trump was impeached while in office as the 45th president on January 13th 2021 for the above allegation. Mr. McConnell delayed the Senate impeachment trial for two weeks in order to give Donald Trump's legal team time to prepare. This placed the start of the trial at a time after Mr. Trump's term would have officially ended. The constitutionality of impeaching a former president was contested at the start of the trial, and the Senate voted that the trial was in fact constitutional.
After voting to acquit Mr. McConnell proceeded to proclaim that the reason for his vote was because Mr. Trump was no longer in office and thus could not be impeached. This stance in effect allowed for the evidence brought forth by the prosecution to be completely disregarded regardless of the prior Senate decision that the trial was constitutional.
During Trump's presidency Mitch barely said much about any of the president's conduct. However, during the trial's closing statements he issued scathing remarks about Trump's actions all throughout his term. So to call someone Murky Mitch is in effect calling them a hypocrite.
- Person 1: We need to send immigrants back to their original country!"
- person 2: But isn't your wife from Slovenia? Should we send her back?"
- Person 1: "..."
- Person 2: Murky Mitch"
- person 2: But isn't your wife from Slovenia? Should we send her back?"
- Person 1: "..."
- Person 2: Murky Mitch"
by jasonbrazen April 1, 2021

A man bitch.
by Kitty Canyons August 19, 2016
