Lawn Ninja

A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.

John: Nice hair.

Jane: Freakin' lawn ninja!

by Xalrons456 March 26, 2012

lawn missile

An object residng in one's yard proclaimed by the local news or weather service to have the potential to become a dangerous projectile durirg severe weather events or high winds. Common examples include patio furniture and children's toys.

Neightbor 1: "The storm last night sent that plastic chair right through my window."
Neighbor 2: "One heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure."

by MudkipzInCars January 1, 2012

Lawn Popcorn

What a clover flower would be to dogs when communicating with eachother.

"Kirby" ate his weight in "Lawn Popcorn" on his walk this morning.

by xJTxx June 5, 2023

Lawn Dogging

When you take a shit in the !middle of a person's front yard.

My ex was a hobby whore so my buddies and I went lawn dogging at her house.

by Irrelevant One June 17, 2023

mow my lawn

every mexican has heard this

I need some beaners to mow my lawn

by NOGREENCARD? October 10, 2023

lawn licker

Similar to a carpet muncher; A woman who enjoys giving oral sex to another woman

“Omg, I heard Jenny was a lawn licker”
“No way! Doesn’t she have a boyfriend?”

by Pxince October 15, 2023

Lawn mowers

a word to describe tomorrow x together’s horrible fanbase

lawn mowers worst fandom

by txttankedwbk October 23, 2023