by Iampof November 24, 2020
The action of absolutely clattering the shit out of some cunt who’s getting mouthy, so hard that it’s like they ran into a big girthy lamppost
by Ilikebighairyboys December 13, 2021
Aka “Look At Me, i’m Perfect!!”
Refers to a person, usually female, who posts every snippet of their life on instagram considered to be enjoyable by most. i.e. aesthetic selfies, daily beach sunset runs, home workouts, food, etc. They take photoshoots seriously and never show sadness or wacky photos which ruin their “perfect” facade.
LAMPs enter every single online giveaway and seize every free trial opportunity just for the photo op.
Not to be confused by influencers who are the same, but worse and more obnoxious
Refers to a person, usually female, who posts every snippet of their life on instagram considered to be enjoyable by most. i.e. aesthetic selfies, daily beach sunset runs, home workouts, food, etc. They take photoshoots seriously and never show sadness or wacky photos which ruin their “perfect” facade.
LAMPs enter every single online giveaway and seize every free trial opportunity just for the photo op.
Not to be confused by influencers who are the same, but worse and more obnoxious
“How does she have the time and money to be on vacation all the time?”
“She doesn’t, she’s a LAMP”
“She’s all I want in a girl, bro”
“Careful with that one, seems like a LAMP”
“She doesn’t, she’s a LAMP”
“She’s all I want in a girl, bro”
“Careful with that one, seems like a LAMP”
by Dmplx November 02, 2021
by A-person_named_no September 03, 2021
It provides light and makes you look less dumb when sending snaps at night because if we are being honest that’s when we only use them
Dude 1: hey send my a pic of you on snap
Lady 1: ok let me turn on my lamp because it’s dark
Dude 1: niceeeeee
Lady 1: ok let me turn on my lamp because it’s dark
Dude 1: niceeeeee
by I.made.lamp November 12, 2019
by Yourmom05 October 02, 2022