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cash kitty

Cash kitty is when you land a helicopter in the promised land and live like kings by assimilating the native culture. Must haves are a complete understanding of the boof assist, a track suit, a gold medallion, and a hat that says “pussy and money and weed.” You must also successfully execute a “Serbia Bad” game of chicken and successfully perform an Amish oil change. For those elite few to seize the cash kitty, you will recognize your success by the tall giant hand fucking Romanian traffic will eating a doner and defeating communism.
Scott performed a cash kitty and sent his French microphone to the heavens. Todd petted a dog and said, “that’s cool.”
by spartanEMT November 14, 2018
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speed kitty

damn that speed kitty can run
by jade_dragon November 7, 2018
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Kitty clicking

When two humans, both of the female sex have sex in a scissoring motion. Synonym for scissoring.
Oh I don’t think those two girls are JUST friends, I think they are kitty clicking too!
by Flakeycasey August 13, 2018
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whiskey kitty

Similar to whiskey dick; after having consumed alcohol you try to have sex, but can't get off (climax) because your clit and vagina are numb to sensation
James - "We've been fucking for an hour are you ever cum?"
Shaniqua - "Just do what you gotta do, I got whiskey kitty and can't get off.
by Pterodactyl82 September 3, 2022
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slapping the kitty

(informal) To vigorously knead bread dough
Ben: are you making the bread?

Allister: yeah! slapping the kitty made me so hungry and I can't wait to eat it

Ben: can i have some?
by kittyslapper10 April 24, 2022
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Wolfi and Kitty

This is a TikTok account that has two cute main characters (Wolfi and Kitty) as you go farther in the channel it seems to have darker videos, you should go check it out. SHOUTOUT TO WOLFI AND KITTY badboy_uwukitty
Person 1: I watched Wolfi and Kitty's new video
Person 2: OMG DON'T TELL WHAT HAPPENS
Person 3: Haha, newbies. I've been here since the beginning
- . .-.. .-.. / -.- .- ... -- --- / .. / ... .- .. -.. / .... ..
by Elliot_is_gay November 18, 2022
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Punish the Kitty

Vigorous, thrusting penetration with an object
that looks at first to be too big, such as a well
endowed male, foreign object, or large sex
toy.
Lisa: "I'm so fucking horny right now"

Katie: (pulls out massive strap on) ‘sounds like it’s time to punish the kitty

Lisa: "meow"
by AMFK March 17, 2022
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