Cargo Kitten

A Cargo Kitten is a term used to describe light-hearted and underpaid cargo pilots who don't take themselves too seriously. They are typically very playful and mellow. Cargo Kittens lack aggressive negotiating tactics which is why they can be commonly found in underpaid and unappreciated airline careers. The Cargo Kitten's counterpart would be a Freightdog. They both serve the same function but differ in characteristics. Freightdogs are usually less fun, more serious, and have higher self-esteem. They can be frequently mistaken for one another as they both are often seen in the wild unkept and unshaven. The major difference being Freightdogs are higher paid. Many Cargo Kittens attempt to disguise themselves as Freightdogs, but you can discern the difference quickly with either a ball of yarn or a quick glance at their W2.

"Hey man I can't believe you get paid so little to fly a 747??? I though you freight dogs made good money???"

"Nah, we ain't freight dogs, our pilot group is a bunch of Cargo Kittens, we'll work for Purina"

by High Speed Aluminum Tubing May 9, 2021

mm's kitten

mm's immigrant kitten

-Heyyy are you an mm's kitten

-WTF DOES THAT MEAN

-Ahhh nothing fam

by quandaledingleson August 1, 2022

kitten syndrom

it not being able to stop saying the none r nword

mf: huh
mf 2 damn nigga i got kitten syndrome my nigga

by tightbussy77789 January 12, 2022

Cute Kittens

Cute, fluffy, playful, funny, interesting, small. What else and you ask for!

You: Look at that litter of kittens!
Me: Thats not regular kittens!
You: Then what are they?
Me: They are a litter of CUTE kittens!

by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022

Prison Kitten

The female version of a Prison Bitch. Usually kept personally by another inmate or shared throughout the whole cell block.

Person 1: "Yo did you hear? Karen got arrested"

Person 2: "Oh damn, really? She's definitely gonna become the prison kitten"

by BungaFurUnga December 19, 2021

Pissing kittens

The female form of crapping-a-cat. When a person who has a vagina expresses their anger in an extreme manner. For example, using wild hand gestures while screaming swear words.

Mom was pissing kittens when she got home and noticed semen all over her new granite countertops.

by Sleepover Gang Party November 19, 2021

Piss Kitten

Generally, a Discord Kitten with or is subject to a piss kink. It may just refer to someone else or them being a “kitten”.

Hey piss kitten, it’s my daily pleasure time :)!

I’m a piss kitten, so I like watching you in agony >:)!

by Dadilongkok October 5, 2021