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Two Attacks or Defends dont make a victory of earth and heaven.
Two side of conflict, make no peace.
Doing the same arguement of laws, and trade, and expecting a sane society.
It's Like writing you words of the tao's and expecting to be free from what u sold, in this subliminal jinxing, and clairvoyance system of "miss said words of golem's and there master's", cause I know you'll get involved.
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Two Attacks or Defends dont make a victory of earth and heaven.
Two side of conflict, make no peace.
Doing the same arguement of laws, and trade, and expecting a sane society.
It's Like writing you words of the tao's and expecting to be free from what u sold, in this subliminal jinxing, and clairvoyance system of "miss said words of golem's and there master's", cause I know you'll get involved.
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